Chapter 8: Weekday services

David Bar-Tzur

Created 9 September 2008.

ark curtain of blue velvet with golden stiched designs of a top border, crown and hands in the blessing position of the kohanim, like a two-handed Mr. Spock gesture

8.1 Traditional

8.1.1 Maariv for weekdays

Reader: ADMIT-TO ADONAI, WE NEED PRAISE HIM.

Cong. and Reader: WE PRAISE ADONAI FROM-NOW-ON FOREVER.

(CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)... NIGHT, DAY, YOU SEPARATE. DARK'gradually', DAY SHUT-DOWN. SUNRISE, NIGHT FADE-AWAY. (2h)alt.INDEX FOLLOW YOUR LAW. WHY? YOU MAKE (2h)alt.INDEX. WE HOPE YOU IDEA~LIKE KING WILL SUPERVISE US FOREVER. WE PRAISE ADONAI. WHY? YOU CAUSE NIGHT DARK'gradually'.

(CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)... PLEASE TEACH US TORAH, COMMAND INDEX-LIST. INSPIRED WE. (2h)alt.INDEX, WE (2h)THINK-ABOUT ALL-DAY, ALL-NIGHT. WHY? WE REALLY-WANT YOU CHERISH US CONTINUE"over time'. WE PRAISE ADONAI. WHY? YOU CHERISH JEWISH PEOPLE.

SHEMA

PAY-ATTENTION JEWISH PEOPLE, KNOW-THAT ADONAI OUR GOD. ADONAI ONLY-ONE. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...

[In an undertone: PRAISE NAME HIS KINGDOM HAVE GLORY FOREVER-AND-EVER.]

Some congregations say the first paragraph of the Shema out loud: YOU'singular' SHOULD LOVE ADONAI, YOUR GOD USE WHOLE HEART, USE WHOLE SOUL, USE EVERYTHING YOU OWN. MY MITZVAH PUT-DOWN-ON HEART. TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THROUGH-AND-THROUGH. SIT"over time" HOME, HASH-OUT. GO-FOR-WALK-TO, CONVERSE. GO-TO-BED, GET-UP, THINK-DEEP-ABOUT. MITZVAH, PUT-DOWN-ON-bicep WRAP-AROUND-arm. PUT-DOWN-ON-forehead TIE-AROUND-head. PUT-DOWN MEZUZAH, HOUSE, GATE. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...

ADONAI YOUR-pl GOD, REAL. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...

LONG-AGO GOD CONTROL"each" JEWISH PEOPLE, THEY ACCEPT. THEY SING TOGETHER MOSES.

ADONAI WHO HAVE AUTHORITY LIKE YOU, PURE* NAME-SHINY. PEOPLE SCADS-OF PRAISE++ YOU. YOUR WORK WONDERFUL*. WHO LIKE YOU? HAVE-NONE.

LONG-AGO JEWISH PEOPLE THEY CONFRONT RED SEA, YOU DIVIDE. YOUR POWER, CLEAR. THEY SHOCKED. (role play) HE, OUR GOD.

ADONAI CONTROL IDEA-LIKE KING FOREVER. (end role play)

TORAH, TELL-STORY. (2h)LONG-AGO JACOB SLAVE. BUT ADONAI LIBERATE. WE PRAISE ADONAI. WHY? 
HE WILLING LIBERATE, JEWISH PEOPLE SAVED. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...

EVERYTHING WE DO, PLEASE TAKE-CARE-OF-us FROM-NOW-ON FOREVER. WE PRAISE ADONAI. WHY? YOUR PEACE SPREAD, PROTECT IDEA~LIKE TENT'stretch over head' FOR US, FOR JEWISH PEOPLE GENERAL, FOR JERUSALEM.

KINGDOM YOURS AND YOU WILL REIGN FOREVER-AND-EVER WITH GLORY. HAVE-NONE KING, ONLY YOU. WE PRAISE YOU ADONAI, KING HAVE GLORY. HE CONTROL US CONTINUALLY FOREVER-AND-EVER, AND CONTROL (2h)#ALL THINGS HE CREATE.

HALF KADDISH

HIS NAME WE MAGNIFY, RECOGNIZE PURE. Cong. AMEN.
IN WORLD 
HE CREATE LIKE 
HE REALLY-WANT. PRAY EVERYONE ACCEPT AUTHORITY HIS DURING YOUR"all" LIFE AND YOUR"all" TIME AND LIFE (2h)#ALL JEWISH PEOPLE, QUICKLY AND SOON. COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

PRAY WE CONTINUE PRAISE HIS GREAT NAME FROM-NOW-ON FOREVER-AND-EVER.

WE THANK, PRAISE, RECOGNIZE HIS BEAUTY ADVANCED. LIFT-UP HIS SPLENDOR. SING HIS NAME PURE AND SUPREME. Cong. BOW-DOWN-TO HIM. WE REALIZE THANK, SING, PRAISE, AND COMFORT WE SPEAK HERE WORLD, NOT ENOUGH DESCRIBE ALL HIS MANY CHARACTERISTIC (From Rosh Hashana to Yom Kippur add: #AT-ALL). COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

(CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...

The Shemoneh Esreh is recited here silently.

FULL KADDISH

HIS NAME WE MAGNIFY, RECOGNIZE PURE. Cong. AMEN.
IN WORLD 
HE CREATE LIKE 
HE REALLY-WANT. PRAY EVERYONE ACCEPT AUTHORITY HIS DURING YOUR"all" LIFE AND YOUR"all" TIME AND LIFE (2h)#ALL JEWISH PEOPLE, QUICKLY AND SOON. COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

PRAY WE CONTINUE PRAISE HIS GREAT NAME FROM-NOW-ON FOREVER-AND-EVER.

WE THANK, PRAISE, RECOGNIZE HIS BEAUTY ADVANCED. LIFT-UP HIS SPLENDOR. SING HIS NAME PURE AND SUPREME. Cong. BOW-DOWN-TO HIM. WE REALIZE THANK, SING, PRAISE, AND COMFORT WE SPEAK HERE WORLD, NOT ENOUGH DESCRIBE ALL HIS MANY CHARACTERISTIC (From Rosh Hashana to Yom Kippur add: #AT-ALL). COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

HEAVENLY-FATHER, PLEASE ACCEPT WHAT "(2h)#ALL JEWISH PEOPLE PRAY AND BEG. COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

PRAY HEAVEN SEND PEACE OVERFLOW, LIFE GOOD, FOR US, PLUS (2h)#ALL JEWISH PEOPLE. COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

LIKE GOD MAKE PEACE FAR-AWAY HEAVEN, PRAY 
HE HAVE-MERCY-ON US MAKE PEACE FOR US HERE AND FOR (2h)#ALL JEWISH PEOPLE. COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

Between Pesach and Shavuot, the Omer is counted, see Chapter 10

ALENU

OUR RESPONSIBILITY "WHAT"? PRAISE ADONAI HIMSELF CONTROL (2h)#ALL. ANNOUNCE 
HE ADVANCED*, HEAVEN, EARTH HE SET-UP. OTHER PEOPLE T
HEY WORSHIP "WHAT", WOOD WHITTLE SHAPE, STONE CHISEL SHAPE. WE BEND-KNEES BOW-DOWN. WHY? 
HE KING TOP, PURE*. APPROPRIATE PRAISE HIM. HEAVEN, 
HE SET-UP IDEA-LIKE TENT'stretch over head'. EARTH, 
HE FOUNDATION. STARS DOT-THE-SKY SHOW US HIS NAME-SHINY. MOUNTAIN, WE LOOK-AT"over time", HIS POWER CLEAR. HIMSELF, OUR GOD ONLY-ONE. HIMSELF, OUR KING. PEOPLE RULE EARTH COMPARE GOD, THEY NOTHING-TO-IT. TORAH, TELL-STORY QUOTE, NOW+ KNOW-THAT ADONAI HIMSELF TRUE GOD. 
HE CONTROL HEAVEN AND EARTH. HIS AUTHORITY SUPREME. (CONTINUE PRAY QUIET)...

BIBLE PREDICT QUOTE ADONAI WILL BECOME KING. MEAN, 
HE CONTROL EARTH THEREABOUTS COMPLETE*. SAME-TIME HAPPEN, ADONAI BECOME ONLY-ONE. PLUS HIS NAME BECOME ONLY-ONE.

MOURNER'S KADDISH

HIS NAME WE MAGNIFY, RECOGNIZE PURE. Cong. AMEN.
IN WORLD 
HE CREATE LIKE 
HE REALLY-WANT. PRAY EVERYONE ACCEPT AUTHORITY HIS DURING YOUR"all" LIFE AND YOUR"all" TIME AND LIFE (2h)#ALL JEWISH PEOPLE, QUICKLY AND SOON. COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

PRAY WE CONTINUE PRAISE HIS GREAT NAME FROM-NOW-ON FOREVER-AND-EVER.

WE THANK, PRAISE, RECOGNIZE HIS BEAUTY ADVANCED. LIFT-UP HIS SPLENDOR. SING HIS NAME PURE AND SUPREME. Cong. BOW-DOWN-TO HIM. WE REALIZE THANK, SING, PRAISE, AND COMFORT WE SPEAK HERE WORLD, NOT ENOUGH DESCRIBE ALL HIS MANY CHARACTERISTIC (From Rosh Hashana to Yom Kippur add: #AT-ALL). COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

PRAY HEAVEN SEND PEACE OVERFLOW, LIFE GOOD, FOR US, PLUS (2h)#ALL JEWISH PEOPLE. COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

LIKE GOD MAKE PEACE FAR-AWAY HEAVEN, PRAY 
HE HAVE-MERCY-ON US MAKE PEACE FOR US HERE AND FOR (2h)#ALL JEWISH PEOPLE. COME-ON SAY, AMEN.

ADON OLAM

ADONAI RULE UNIVERSE 
LONG-AGO WORLD there NOT-YET
HAPPEN 
HE CREATE WORLD 
EVERYTHING ADMIT 
HE KING.
SOME-DAY OLD WORLD END, 
HE STILL ALONE RULE.
ADONAI SAME-OLD-THING. 
HIS GLORY CHANGE NEVER.


HE ONLY-ONE, OTHERS CAN'T 
EQUAL HIM, HELP NOT NEED.
WITHOUT START, WITHOUT END, 
 POWER, AUTHORITY, HIS ALWAYS.

HE MY GOD, PAY-OFF MY DEBT. 
HAPPEN GRIEF, ESCAPE TO HIM. 


HE MY MIRACLE, AND PROTECTOR. 
ANY TIME ME SUMMON, 
HE ANSWER.

EVERY-MORNING AWAKE, EVERY-NIGHT FALL-ASLEEP,

MY SPIRIT OFFER-UP-TO HIM. 

SUPPOSE MY SPIRIT SPIRAL-UP GO-AWAY,

NOT NEED FEAR, WHY? GOD WITH ME.

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